The Jews for Jesus Heed PittGirl’s Advice!
Posted by pittgirl on 30 Sep 2005 | Tagged as: Uncategorized
Yesterday as I left my building (mine, all mine), there was a Jew for Jesus stationed on the corner. Of course, my friendliness and desire to be liked required that I take the blue pamphlet she handed me. I thanked her (I know) and continued walking.
My absolute inability to control my curiosity got the better of me and I looked at the card in my hand. It was not, I repeat NOT a “I Don’t Believe in Prostelyzing” pamphlet! It is about damn time someone started listening to me!
This card was a voting ballot!
So the front of the card looks like this (my answers are marked).
“That’s interesting,” I thought. Wonder why the Jews for Jesus are so into politics suddenly and encouraging people to vote?
Then I flipped the card over and it informs me that I can’t vote for Mayor right now (I can’t vote for Mayor because I don’t live in the city), but that I CAN cast my “vote for Y’Shua (Jesus).” Also, I should write or call “Choose for Jesus Campaign Headquarters.”
Tricky, tricky!
Silly Jews for Jesus, tricks are for scientologists.
But HEY, at least they handed me something different!
2 Comments »
on 30 Sep 2005 at 1:33 pm 1.Julie said …
So did you give them the card back? Make sure you chase them down the street yelling, “Ma’am!!!” as you try to insert the ballot into their purse / bag / etc.
on 30 Sep 2005 at 2:29 pm 2.pittgirl said …
Awesome. Just awesome. If only the thing wasn’t in my garbage can covered in coffee. On the other hand…