Why are the revolving doors to the Omni William Penn so damn heavy? I’d just like to go in and get my latte without having to manually advance the Kennywood carousel. For real. I’ve seen old people not be able to budge them an inch.
Why does Kelly Frye always look so concerned about everything? [...]

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This is quite possibly the article that will make my week. PittGirl is not the ONLY one with a pigeon problem.
In trying to rid a North Side parking garage of problematic pigeons, operators have made the garage sound like a zoo.
Terrell Jefferson, director of facilities for Allegheny General Hospital, which maintains [...]

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Found this lovely article about a girl that was forced to go to the bathroom and remove her nipple piercings in order to get through the security checkpoint at Pittsburgh International.
Attention, travelers with nipple piercings: If you plan to fly out of Pittsburgh International Airport this holiday season, bring your pliers.
Otherwise, you might miss [...]

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So once again, our offensive line is just that . . . offensive.
And what the hell was up with a third quarter onside kick? Who gave Bill Cowher stupid pills?

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From the PG wire reports:

FRANKLIN, Pa. — A man’s body was apparently mistaken for a dead deer along a state highway, police said.
The body was lying along the road for as long as three days, authorities said. He was wearing tan clothing, which apparently led passing motorists to assume it was a dead deer, [...]

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Burghers? Hang on to your Stillers tossel caps.
Are you in possession of, or know someone in possession of both of the following: 1. An uncool parent and 2. the need for tuition money?
Direct from Bunim/Murray of MTV Real World fame comes an email from a casting coordinator I’ll call Bob who re-found my blog by [...]

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What better way to start off a Monday morning following a long holiday weekend than this image of Barbie and Bratz going at it catfight style or pseudo-lesbian style (depending on the perversity of your mind).

Wouldn’t you just love to see the many many many outtakes (come on, you KNOW that Mr. Andy Starnes had [...]

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Burghers? And you non-Burghers too. Have a rockin’ Thanksgiving. Watch a parade, watch some football, drink some beer (or in my case, a chilada), get some sleep, give some thanks.
We’ve lots to be thankful for: we live here in a pretty cool city, Sydney Crosby, that the bird flu hasn’t smote us yet, Hines Ward, [...]

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You all know that Pennsylvania’s own Rep. Murtha called for the immediate withdrawal of troops from Iraq, effectively creating a national spotlight on his war-decorated self. Then some chick named Rep. Jean Schmidt (or as I like to call her “Mrs. Danvers”) in Ohio went and kind of called him a coward. I say [...]

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PittGirl’s new favorite Post-Gazette front page headline:

That’s right. Front page.
Also, as a public service announcement:

Rip. The. Scrotum.
Boys, consider yourself warned. And wear a cup.

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