You know what? I’m not even going to click to read this article on kdka.com because I bet it will never ever be as hilariously and ridiculously awesome as I’ve made it out to be in my head.
“‘Scuse me? Do you have a microwave in which I can heat up this severed penis?”

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My bus driver is fat. Seriously. I’m not trying to be mean here or to insult all fat people, but if you yourself weigh 250 pounds and you saw my bus driver, you would go, “OMG. HUGE!” For real.
He is seriously obese. If I had to guess, I’d say at least 350 lbs. He’s [...]

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Want to see the cutest, the coolest, the most adorable three-year-old Korean to ever visit the Burgh?
Click here.
I almost died from an overdose of cutie-pie-ness. Hey, it takes some serious machismo to be able to pull off wearing a “Curly Sue” hat like that. Talk about being secure in his masculinity. Maddox [...]

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Match up time! Put the captions with the right photos!
A. An American Idol group sing final pose featuring jazz hands … gone horribly wrong.
B. A tree. A mighty tree. A mighty gay tree.
C. The reason the Pirates will never have a winning season again.
Good luck!

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Are you a busy busy Burgher bee whose time is a precious commodity? Do you snip and snip minutes throughout the day in order to ensure you have enough time to complete your tasks? Are continuously hindered in your time-saving efforts due to the incredibly time-consuming task of actually having to swipe your debit card [...]

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A Burgher on eBay is claiming to be selling the previously used underwear of Ben Roethlisberger. Well, actually the “Roethlisberger” part is implied. Do I believe this is true?
Hell, no. But we can just spread the rumor that it is, right? There’s no harm in that. No worse damage to a rep than [...]

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First this, then this, and now this and this.
So help me Burghers, if I die in a downtown shooting as I walk my hot self to my bus one day, I will be the pissiest, most vengeful ghost that ever haunted the Burgh. I’m talking a cloud of doom hanging over this city, I [...]

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I bet by now you’ve heard that Heinz is issuing collector’s edition ketchup bottles with the Steelers logo on them.
I bet you are going to rush out and spend $1.79 on that bottle of ketchup and you’re going to put it away for safekeeping until two years down the road when you have a ketchup [...]

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PittGirl thinks on the Olympics…
1. Is Bob Costas shrinking? He looks like a Hobbit now.
2.
That’s not an athlete!

THAT’s an athlete.
3.

Word.
.

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I have a dog and my dog is stupid. I love my dog. I spoil my dog. I would never hurt my dog. But my dog is stupid.

When you throw a treat to him, it bounces off of his nose. He can’t catch. He doesn’t even try.

My [...]

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