My dog is stupid.
Posted by pittgirl on 20 Feb 2006 | Tagged as: Uncategorized
I have a dog and my dog is stupid. I love my dog. I spoil my dog. I would never hurt my dog. But my dog is stupid.
- When you throw a treat to him, it bounces off of his nose. He can’t catch. He doesn’t even try.
- My dog is terrified of balloons. Really terrified. He cries when he sees them.
- My dog regularly drinks the pee as it comes out of my other dog. “Ew,” is right.
- My dog likes to roll in deer poop. Loves it! He seeks it out.
- My dog is a little dog and he is terrified of kittens but will walk up to a Rottweiller and bite it in the balls.
My dog is stupid. But my dog is smarter than Ricky Williams.
This makes Ed Bouchette’s article (scroll to last item) really ironic.
2 Comments »
on 20 Feb 2006 at 2:32 pm 1.Rob said …
A lot of humans are terrified of balloons.
We’ve got a parakeet named “Crestie” with the “crest gene.” The crest gene causes brain damage that forces feathers to stick up on it’s head. Parakeets aren’t the brightest of the parrots — they’re not even as intelligent as dogs. Crestie is stupid by parakeet standards. Crestie’s smarter than Ricky Williams.
on 21 Feb 2006 at 10:05 am 2.Sherry Pasquarello said …
old discarded pet rocks are smarter than he is!