Dan Majors, of the PG got paid to get shaved and then felt up by “experts” … for a whole day.
The straight-edge razor versus the five-blade, 12-dollar, battery-powered, 70-patent-holding machine of death … er, razor. The “experts” that he visited throughout the day included a make-up artist, a cosmetologist, and “Fantasy,” the most unoriginal-stripper-named-stripper ever.
Some [...]

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And so ends what many men would consider the greatest job on the face of the earth:

The sheriff said detectives spent $1,200 during four visits last month to a massage parlor. He said multiple visits were necessary so detectives could build trust with the operators. One detective left a $350 tip.
This has nothing to do [...]

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So …

…which is it?

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Ladies? It’s been a while since we’ve had a new “Smoking Hot Burgher” hasn’t it.
Feast your eyes on one Mr. Bruce Gradkowski.

I get that he’s got that slight male-pattern baldness going on, but he’s making it work a la Anthony Edwards, something Matt Hasselbeck is incapable of pulling off.
And for good measure:

I’d like to [...]

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Not often does PittGirl read a headline and say outloud, in her office, with other staff around … “Holy Act 47, Batman!!”

An Act 47, tax-happy, distressed beyond belief, so poor we can’t even pay attention (rimshot) city ended last year with a $15 million surplus?
Someone please explain this to me, because I think someone slipped [...]

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I am just going to assume that this is a sign of the end times.
Isn’t that in the book of Revelations? Fire, famine, wars, earthquakes, and severe weather swings?

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When I read that Duce Staley lost over $100 grand of bling (WPXI’s choice of words) during a scuffle (AP’s word) outside of a strip joint in South Carolina, a few things entered my head.
1. Firstly, the image I had of the kind of Gentlemen’s Club at which one would wear $100k worth of jewelry [...]

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The latest KDKA poll:

That sucks.
You could do what a female boss … wait a bat-shit crazy former boss of mine did … send yourself TWO bouquets of flowers each supposedly from different men, and then have the bill sent to your OFFICE address where your office staff will open the bill and realize that your [...]

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Have you ever looked at a jar of peanuts, read the small print “May contain peanuts”, and rolled your eyes in awe? (On a side note, if you have a peanut allergy and then eat peanuts from a jar because that jar did NOT say, “May contain peanuts” you totally deserve whatever facial swelling, hives, [...]

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It isn’t often that there is a day in the Burgh where nothing ridiculous or truly PittGirl-worthy snarkable happens. Yesterday was one of those days.
Today … not so much.
Let’s start with the Trib Photo Gallery.
Those dudes must feel lonely without PittGirl picking on them for trying to sell horrible pictures for $135 a pop. For [...]

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