I got an interesting email from that hottie Anthony of Tunesmith & Anthony and it is a must share. In fact, with Anthony’s express written permission, I am sharing the whole shebang:
Since you posted the upper half of the photo of the mayor running across the street the other day during the sniper crisis, I [...]

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Hah!

Shot through the Heart
Reply to: pers-144297186@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-22, 7:59PM EST
Me: High atop a Downtown building
You: Scourge of the streets below, searching for morsels of McDonalds left behind by the millions served. You were wearing mottled grey and had a sharp beak-like nose.
I had you in my sights, but was interrupted by [...]

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Bob O’Connor may be the single best fodder for Burgh blog writers since the Great Flood of Ought Five.
In honor of that, I’m going to start a Friday posting tradition wherein I will post the awesome things Bobby said during the week. Then we’ll take a look at what Sloganizer has to say about Bobby’s [...]

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Do you ever do that thing when someone does something really stupid and you in turn do a nice, slow, deliberate, super sarcastic clap for them to show just how stupid you think they are?
Yeah, that’s what I’m doing right this second for the obviously bored out of their skulls headline writers at the PG.

Good [...]

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So the day after I posted my “Government waste? You suck.” post I got an email from someone who has been working on the process of renaming the Parkway for the last 18 months. Because he asked me to not reveal his name or affiliation, let’s call him Bob.
Bob wrote to say three things:
1. [...]

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The headline of PittGirl’s nightmares.
Paired with the most awesomely hilarious photo of Bob O’Connor EVER.
This might be my favorite story of the year so far.

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I would write a wonderfully witty post about the rifleman that was spotted on the streets of downtown this afternoon; however, I’m paralyzed and unable to do so.

I’m so freaking hilarious.
Know what else is hilarious? That as soon as word of this broke, Bob O’Connor put on a bullet proof vest and headed to the [...]

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Oh my God.
I hate to be constantly going with the “You suck. That sucks. He sucks.” posts, but there seems to be a really really massive amount of suckitude coming out of people lately!
Case in point: The brother of Steeler Tyrone Carter had this decision to make:
1. I can report to jail on time [...]

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Dear Kaufmann’s:
I noticed your new prom dress window displays called “Starry Nites.”
First, I would like to thank you for chopping the weird pod/alien heads off of your weird pod/alien mannequins. Much improved, thanks. I always prefer headless mannequins to pod/alien mannequins.
Second, we have enough educational hurdles to jump over when it comes to the youth [...]

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If you’ve watched the news at all or read any print media, you’ve likely heard of the recent and past troubles of Monsour Medical in Jeannette.
It’s all pretty boring: super mad financial difficulties, poor performance, State gave them a license to operate under certain terms like they can’t perform surgery, forcing them to close down, [...]

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