Archive for April, 2006

Reason # infinity why PittGirl loves David Conrad

Posted by pittgirl on 21 Apr 2006 | Tagged as: Uncategorized

This boy won’t stop in his attempts to get me to worship him more and more.
There is a new website designed to promote seven neighborhoods in the Burgh and David Conrad was kind enough to attend the launch party for the website, and also to post his stories on the site.
This boy knows Pittsburgh better [...]

He’s asking for it.

Posted by pittgirl on 21 Apr 2006 | Tagged as: Uncategorized

Seeing as it cost me five billion dollars to fill up my tank this morning, I’d like to go find this guy and punch him in the face. Ass.
My next car is totally going to be a hybrid.

PittGirl is your best friend.

Posted by pittgirl on 20 Apr 2006 | Tagged as: Uncategorized

Do you know what you need? I’m going to tell you.
You need a homemade light saber! Next time you’ve got an intruder in your house in the middle of the night, you can scare the shit out of him. Or you could sell it on eBay because you KNOW I’ll put you on the [...]

Not cool with the turkeys.

Posted by pittgirl on 20 Apr 2006 | Tagged as: Uncategorized

I’m not cool with the pigeons that flock around downtown. You all know this.
Know what else I’m not cool with?
Wild turkeys hanging out downtown.

If I walked by Gateway Plaza and saw a turkey even looking at me, much less doing something super scary like walking or God forbid clucking at me, I would lose [...]

Jete!

Posted by pittgirl on 20 Apr 2006 | Tagged as: Uncategorized

The Pirates got shut out last night, bringing their record to a massive 5-12.
Hey, if they win their next seven in a row, they will be playing .500 ball! This is totally doable you guys.
If they would just start paying a little more attention to the game!

Annoying Burgher of the Week: Whoa! Edition

Posted by pittgirl on 19 Apr 2006 | Tagged as: Uncategorized

Whoa!
That’s pretty much the only thought I can gather in my pretty little brain (I assume my actual brain is as hot as I am) at this story of a local teacher describing what an abortion is to her fourth-grade class … in detail.
McGuire was explaining the voting process April 5 when [...]

The Wednesday Morning “Why?”

Posted by pittgirl on 19 Apr 2006 | Tagged as: Uncategorized

1. Why did a distinguished-looking dude of about 60 and wearing a suit that had to cost over $5,000, get on the elevator with me and a few other folks this morning, hunt and hunt and hunt … and hunt the number buttons on his side of the elevator for a good ten seconds, conclude [...]

This is a test …

Posted by pittgirl on 18 Apr 2006 | Tagged as: Uncategorized

… of the how-dumb-are-voters system. This is only a test.
Councilman Jim Motznik thinks the Wabash Tunnel is being underused because it is an HOV tunnel, meaning you must have at least two people in the car in order to use the tunnel at certain times.
He says:
City Councilman Jim Motznik is perfectly willing to [...]

The Pirates. [Sigh]

Posted by pittgirl on 18 Apr 2006 | Tagged as: Uncategorized

Thanks to their loss yesterday, the Pirates are now 4-11.
Oy.
Me thinks they need to be a little more focused on the game at hand.

Silly kitties. Play some ball.

I don’t get it.

Posted by pittgirl on 17 Apr 2006 | Tagged as: Uncategorized

Obviously I don’t understand deep thoughts, because I read this quote over and over from the new artwork that will appear on the PAT buses and I still don’t get it.

Maybe I’m too literal but that makes zero sense to me.
Now I’ve got to go and catch my bus, because I am an enthusiast and [...]

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