Burghers are fat and stupid.
Posted by pittgirl on 29 Aug 2006 | Tagged as: Eye rolls, Uncategorized
First we find out we’re fatter than normal … and now they’re telling us we’re stupider (!) than normal.
I think we’re going to need to start handing out “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and goshdarnit, people like me” wrist bands at the City-County Building lest Burghers start feeling badly about themselves.
So to recap the scientific evidence by leading experts and studies over the last week, here is the average Burgher:
A slightly overweight, C student, who can drink anyone under the table while remaining laid back and hard to anger.
So basically …
Jack Black.
I can live with that.
6 Comments »
on 29 Aug 2006 at 1:46 pm 1.ethan said …
bcz da reedng tsts rnt txt msg 4mat
on 29 Aug 2006 at 1:52 pm 2.Julie_Gong said …
so can i… he wrote the greastest and best song in the world so that must be worth something.
on 29 Aug 2006 at 10:12 pm 3.Lino Gunn said …
Jack Black? ! ! ! ! !All the rest is OK I guess but he’s as ugly as a broken mud fence. Not funny either.
on 30 Aug 2006 at 9:08 am 4.paperback writer said …
I think I can live with that.
on 30 Aug 2006 at 12:24 pm 5.latchkey said …
Someone tell me what the attraction is with Jack Black. He is not funny. Also, what is the attaction with Andy Dick? I guess all it takes for celebrity is to be an asswipe in this world and you have made it.
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