Archive for November, 2006

Best thing I saw all Thanksgiving break

Posted by pittgirl on 27 Nov 2006 | Tagged as: Eye rolls, Local media

WTAE reporter David Highfield interviewing a woman who came down with a group of ladies from Toronto, Canada to hit the “Black Friday” sales at Grove City.
David Highfield in a serious tone:  “Tell me, do you not have stores in Canada?”
Confused lady from Toronto:  “Um.”
Yes, David.  All of Canada is a barren wasteland where Eskimos [...]

PittGirl sees dead people.

Posted by pittgirl on 22 Nov 2006 | Tagged as: Annoying Burghers, Eye rolls

I read this article and I had a vision come to me clearly showing me what will happen if this resolution is passed:
Caller to 911:  Yeah, there were some teenagers hanging out near my house and now two flowers from my pot are missing.  I assumed they did it so I shot them.  Could one [...]

Perky meets perky … perky kills perky.

Posted by pittgirl on 22 Nov 2006 | Tagged as: Celebrity sightings, Wendy Bell

As documented by T&A, Wendy “Check it OUT!” Bell and Rachael “EVOO. EVOO. I LOVE EVOO!!!!!” Ray have done a scientific experiement to determine what happens when perky meets perky … and the results seem to suggest that perky can totally kick perky ass:
My interview with Rachel Ray was…well…fine. Read between the lines there. Guys [...]

Sylar is a Burgher.

Posted by pittgirl on 22 Nov 2006 | Tagged as: David Conrad, Famous Burghers, Hot Burghers

If that title made you go “huh? What’s that now, PittGirl?” then you obviously aren’t watching the very cool show “Heroes.”
Us viewers have been watching for weeks as some serial killer uses his super powers to slice open heads without actually touching them and then take the brain. All you ever see is a [...]

No photo? No bueno.

Posted by pittgirl on 22 Nov 2006 | Tagged as: Matt Lamanna

Dear Timothy McNulty, Patti Conley, and Allison Heinrichs,
If you’re going to write articles quoting Smokin’ Hot Burgher Dr. Matt Lamanna to no end, the very least you could do is include a damn picture of this fine piece of ass.
Thanks,
PittGirl

My crystal ball says … it is good.

Posted by pittgirl on 22 Nov 2006 | Tagged as: Eye rolls

This makes sense:
Just before adjourning its 2005-06 session last night, the state Legislature approved a major change to the slots law in Pennsylvania, allowing slot machine casinos to serve unlimited free drinks to gamblers from 7 a.m. to 2 a.m., seven days a week.
So sitting on your fat ass feeding a hungry machine coin after [...]

This is clearly four feet. Can I get the chain gang out here?

Posted by pittgirl on 22 Nov 2006 | Tagged as: Dan Onorato, Downtown happenings

Two months after banning smoking in county workplaces, County Council last night reduced the distance that smokers must keep from doorways from 15 feet to five feet. The vote was 9-5.
“The original ordinance said 15 feet; the chief executive wanted no feet,” said Ms. Cleary, D-Brentwood. “I think the five feet will be a [...]

It’s a shout-out. Shut up.

Posted by pittgirl on 21 Nov 2006 | Tagged as: David Conrad

Reader Laura wrote:
Hey Pittgirl, I didn’t see this mentioned anywhere in the blog over the last few days (unless I missed it), but I was wondering why I didn’t see a comment on David Conrad and his comment in this past Friday’s episode of the Ghost Whisperer. Melinda’s new co-worker was talking to him in [...]

Vote for Asshat?

Posted by pittgirl on 21 Nov 2006 | Tagged as: Steelers

Sally tipped me off to the fact that our little Santonio Asshat Holmes (quotes no longer needed around asshat, because that’s his name now) is nominated for the Rookie of the Week.
Along with local son Bruce Gradkowski.

While I pondered if voting for Asshat was the equivalent of voting for Paris Hilton for Recording Artist of [...]

Cyril can’t get paid.

Posted by pittgirl on 20 Nov 2006 | Tagged as: Famous Burghers

Poor Cyril.
You do a job for an upstanding, straight arrow, responsible model citizen like Anna Nicole Smith, you’d expect payment in a timely manner.
What is the world coming to when you can’t count on Anna Nicole Smith?

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