Horny Manatees? Yes.

Posted by pittgirl on 25 Dec 2006 | Tagged as: Famous Burghers

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Reader Beth wrote:

So, I’m watching Conan instead of packing to head back to Western PA for Christmas- And Conan has flown in a band from Pittsburgh to perform a recently written original song. The band is called Rocket Me Nowhere- But what makes it interesting is the song. In a long story, Conan has launched www.hornymanatee.com, and Rocket me Nowhere of the Burgh has written a decent love song about a manatee that they performed on air tonight…There are about a million things wrong with that sentence, and I’m still not sure if I’m sad or glad that I saw it.

So first I checked out www.hornymanatee.com and immediately felt weird so I abandoned that site. Then I checked out the Rocket Me Nowhere site and my God these guys are hilarious:

We are Rocket Me Nowhere a 2 man band. We used to be The Ordeal, but that name sucked! So a lot of our stuff will still say The Ordeal on it. We’re not doing gigs yet because we spend most of our time hugging and crying.

Please go read the entire intro letter because if you get to the last line and you don’t immediately burst into laughter, you are dead inside and I hope you asked Santa for a new heart.

Oh and while you’re there listen to “My Hopeless Manatee”.

10 Responses to “Horny Manatees? Yes.”

  1. on 25 Dec 2006 at 1:54 pm 1.Rob said …

    The whole thing with Conan has been hysterical.

    Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to be popular in Pittsburgh. Or maybe I was a little too obscure.

  2. on 28 Dec 2006 at 9:21 pm 2.Mark said …

    Hey man… This is Mark from “Rocket Me Nowhere” (the Italian one. No I’m not arab despite popular belief.) Just wanted to say thanks for the great review. The whole ride has been crazy. After I got the call from “Late Night” I got so nervous that I would often find myself sitting in the fetal position in the shower with the water running and all my clothes on… crying. But in the end it was a whole lot of fun.

    Glad to represent the Burgh.

    Mark
    (Rocket Me Nowhere)

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