Ewwwwww.
Posted by pittgirl on 28 Dec 2006 | Tagged as: Eye rolls, Weird Burghers
I would provide witty comments on this news story …
A Brookline man shot and killed after a police chase on the North Side was carrying drugs inside his colostomy bag, police said.
“He’s known to law enforcement before,” said Chief Harper during a press briefing yesterday at police headquarters on the North Side. The drugs, suspected of being heroin, were found in two bundles inside the bag Mr. Allen wore to collect body waste after an operation that removed portions of his digestive tract.
… but I’m too busy supressing my gag reflex.
Grossest news story of the year? Shit, yeah.
7 Comments »
on 28 Dec 2006 at 10:11 am 1.Chong said …
That’s good shit, man!
on 28 Dec 2006 at 12:15 pm 2.Rob said …
And this is different from mules swallowing balloons of cocaine and then, once arriving in the United States, being held by the drug dealers until they…eliminate…the product?
At least there wouldn’t be the intestinal peristaltic pressure trying to force fecal matter into the cocaine wrapping. You do know that condoms are somewhat permeable to small molecules, right?
Another reason I don’t do drugs….
on 28 Dec 2006 at 12:29 pm 3.Lino Gunn said …
Gives new meaning to, “It’s in the bag, Dude”.
on 28 Dec 2006 at 5:54 pm 4.Anthony said …
One of my favorite scenes in the movie “Scarface” is when Al Pacino calls intestinal peristaltic pressure a “cock-a-roach.”
on 29 Dec 2006 at 10:26 am 5.the_suburbanite said …
Nice hiding spot…no one would think to look there…
Ugh.
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