But there’s no NUDITY!

Posted by pittgirl on 30 Jan 2007 | Tagged as: Annoying Burghers

An Upper St. Clair teacher resigned her position after school officials learned that she and her husband had filmed portions of a horror movie they are producing, “The Killer Inside You,” at the high school.

Mr. Cantrell said some players had carried chain saws into the school, but the saws were not activated. In one scene, he said, an actress named Brenna Lee Roth, who is no longer in the film, is shown entering a classroom and shooting Mrs. Cantrell in the head using a 9 mm handgun loaded with blanks.

“I felt really good about shooting a horror film using no nudity to tell a story,” he said.

There’s a lot of things we can feel really good about.  Giving blood.  Helping an old lady across the street.  Painting churches.  Curing cancer.

Fliming a horror movie wherein students carry chainsaws and an actress pretends to shoot a woman in the head … ALL without nudity?  BRAVO!  Bravo Mr. Cantrell.  You’re the good citizen of the year!

No nudity.  I don’t feel worthy.  I’m going to go save some homeless people or something so I can feel better about myself.

Hat tip to hot reader Honda Driver.

7 Responses to “But there’s no NUDITY!”

  1. on 30 Jan 2007 at 9:38 am 1.Critic said …

    None of this is surprising given what passes for “art” these days. Its easier to film violence with chain saws and guns than it is to write dialogue and make something like “My Dinner with Andre”, for example.

  2. on 30 Jan 2007 at 11:21 am 2.Ms. Caroline said …

    The 18 - 24 year old target audience likes gore & boobies.

  3. on 30 Jan 2007 at 12:48 pm 3.RIchmond K. Turner said …

    Brenna Lee Roth? David Lee Roth’s son is here and living among us yinzers? Who knew?

  4. on 30 Jan 2007 at 1:18 pm 4.Clarion said …

    I’m glad someone is finally making a movie i can feel good about showing to my children

  5. on 30 Jan 2007 at 9:56 pm 5.Pinto Alegre said …

    I want to know if Mrs. Cantrell is one of the women showing her panties in the ad on the movie web site. Woah!

  6. on 04 Feb 2007 at 1:09 pm 6.jamie said …

    isn’t brenna a girl? so not his son. but isn’t she in a bunch of action movies? (spider man) i wonder how much it cost them to get her. she has pictures up on her myspace page. doubt she knows what happened yet.

    myspace.com/brennaleeroth

  7. on 04 Feb 2007 at 11:48 pm 7.vasteve said …

    She was a teacher…and she did not feel at all uncomfortable with the imagery she was using?…MMM…soounds like USC needs to revisit their hiring standards!

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