Archive for July, 2007

Losers.

Posted by pittgirl on 25 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Eye rolls, Pirates

The Pirates suck.
I should just end the post there, huh?
While I was away, the Pirates sucked. They sucked last night when they lost 8-4 to the Mets, putting them a half a game out of last place, losing nine of their last ten, and 14 games out of first place, which, come on — [...]

Weird Burghers on eBay … Volume Bajillionity Fifty

Posted by pittgirl on 25 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Weird Burghers

1.  Help this ashtray find a new trailer home in which to live.
2.  What my best friend in Cincinnati is going to find in his stocking this year from PittGirl and if I had a friend in Cleveland, he would get this.
3.  Help this skirt find a new trailer home, too.  Way too classy for [...]

Random n@.

Posted by pittgirl on 24 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: David Conrad, Local media, Random

1. While nobody was looking, WQED underwent an overhaul of image. I kinda like it! Loving the new Q. Very soothing. Very relaxing. The “changing lives” I thought might be a bit much, but then I realized that without Mister Rogers, Electric Company, and Anne of Green [...]

What they’re really thinking: Training camp 2007

Posted by pittgirl on 24 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers, Troy Polamalu

Training camp, Burghers!!!!
As I’m typing this I’m jumping up and down and up and down for the joy joy joy that is the start of Steelers football.
Do you know that once, and stop me if I’ve told you this story before, I had gone on a date with a guy as well as lots of [...]

Hallelujah!

Posted by pittgirl on 24 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Troy Polamalu

The Steelers agreed to a contract extension with safety Troy Polamalu, assuring one of their best players will remain in Pittsburgh for a while longer.
And Troysus says:
“It means that I have to work harder and go out and earn it, that’s what it means to me,” Polamalu said. “So it’s very exciting, especially for my [...]

Something else I missed.

Posted by pittgirl on 23 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Dan Onorato, The Damn Pigeons

Wow.  Go away for a week and Dan Onorato just loses his mind and starts offing birds like the avian mob.
In a telephone interview yesterday, Mr. Baechle said, “We harvested 272 last Friday and Saturday. I am a naturalist by training and I really struggled with this. I didn’t think we were going to use [...]

Pigs? NOT okay!

Posted by pittgirl on 23 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Eye rolls, Local media, Sonni Abatta

Sonni Abatta moaning like she’s having sex and then doing a slo-mo hair flip?  Okay!
Kelli Frey straddling a stripper pole like nobody’s business?  Okay!
Andrew Stockey reporting on an exercise program that will make your love life better, ending with him closing the door to the bedroom wherein we are to believe some sex will be [...]

PittGirl the Consultant.

Posted by pittgirl on 23 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Eye rolls

So when I leave the US, the Pittsburgh Public Schools were going to be called the Pittsburgh Schools.
Apparently while I was away, all sorts of shit hit the fan because upon my return, I see it’s back to being the Pittsburgh Public Schools.
Besides the fact that I couldn’t care less what they called the schools. [...]

What’d I miss?!

Posted by pittgirl on 23 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Pirates, Steelers, The Damn Pigeons, Troy Polamalu

Whoa!
Nothing like being out of the country for a week to make you totally lose touch with what’s going on in the Burgh.
Seriously, you guys.  I got off the plane yesterday and had to resist the urge to grab every Burgher I saw and shake them.
“What’d I miss?!  Did Troysus sign?!  Is Benny still Fug [...]

Gus is scary.

Posted by pittgirl on 13 Jul 2007 | Tagged as: Weird Burghers

The Pennsylvania Lottery is betting that Station Square advertising agency Marc USA can keep customers scratching. The agency beat out two competitors to win another four years marketing the lottery, which has a $32 million annual advertising budget.
During its tenure, Marc’s staff created the ticket-scratching Gus the Groundhog to promote scratch-off instant lottery games.
You [...]

« Newer Entries - Older Entries »