Because Steelers fans will buy ANYTHING!
Posted by pittgirl on 31 Aug 2007 | Tagged as: Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers
I had no idea the amount of oddities you could purchase for the Steelers fan in your life.
Step right up as I open my trench coat to reveal some of the better ones:
1. A talking bottle opener featuring the voice of Bill Hillgrove. Yours today for the low low price of $8.95. Luckily, my Zimas are twist offs, so I don’t need this.
2. Do your tailgating in a swimming pool! (read product features) This is because football takes place predominantly during the warm summer months. That’s just a fact.
3. Need to shut up that annoying drunken Browns fan next to you? This might be just the thing you’re looking for!
4. Do you so get a kick out of it when your children wake up screaming?! I bet! Then this is for you! And it’s under $80! Lucky you.
5. Perhaps you’d like a kinder, gentler Steely McBeam?
I’d like to interrupt my sales pitch to remind you once again that Steely McBeam is the giantest vacuum of suck EVER!
6. This Christmas. Your tree. These three. Make it happen.
7. When it’s time to GET IT ON with the special lady in your life, she’ll find nothing more romantic than a room full of these glowing candles. Trust me. I wouldn’t lie to you.
8. That’s just classy. I don’t care who you are.
9. For that person in your life that thinks Benny is SO HOT SQUEEEEEEEEEE! can I interest you in this?
I’ll end my pitch by telling you that this might be the most awesome thing EVER!
24 Comments »
on 31 Aug 2007 at 9:47 am 1.DW said …
They have NASCAR toppers, too. NICE! Making Dale Earnhardt Jr. part of a wedding would classy and a wonderful memory…
on 31 Aug 2007 at 9:49 am 2.DW said …
Oh, and I wonder how the teams and NFL, NBA, etc feel about the use of logos and the like??
on 31 Aug 2007 at 9:54 am 3.danopsu said …
I stopped reading the post after PG said that she “opened up her trenchcoat to reveal” That was good enough for me
on 31 Aug 2007 at 10:11 am 4.merman said …
Suggestions for future Pittsburgh Steelers-licensed items:
1. slot machine.
2. breathalyzer.
3. interlock ignition device.
4. insulin pump.
5. Hair gel/spray.
6. White high tops.
7. Jorts.
on 31 Aug 2007 at 10:37 am 5.Rachel said …
The links all open up to the same page for me. Is anyone else having that problem?
on 31 Aug 2007 at 11:00 am 6.debe said …
The links all open up to the same page for me to.
on 31 Aug 2007 at 11:05 am 7.PittGirl said …
Okay, suddenly the links stopped working, maybe because they were all on Benny’s site. I’m guessing his minions have done this? I’ll get them back.
on 31 Aug 2007 at 11:15 am 8.pittgirl said …
Links fixed. God.
on 31 Aug 2007 at 11:22 am 9.danopsu said …
Thanks for the links PG now I can feel sad for the people who actually buy this stuff
on 31 Aug 2007 at 12:03 pm 10.One of Ben's minions said …
My eyes are good…thanks pittgirl…
Perhaps you need your tested!
on 31 Aug 2007 at 12:13 pm 11.pittgirl said …
I was just teasing there. It was too good of a joke not to post.
Peace.
on 31 Aug 2007 at 12:40 pm 12.danopsu said …
they are a touchy bunch arent they
on 31 Aug 2007 at 1:49 pm 13.WrigleyGrec said …
I know how much you hate Steely and I have to admit I do to but the group over at Mondesishouse.com posted a great website about Steely and his Tall Tales http://www.steelymcbeamtalltales.com/ which I have to admit are pretty funny. My favorite is #22 because well Sienna Miller does suck.
on 31 Aug 2007 at 2:59 pm 14.Bram R said …
I think I’d like Zimas if they came in 40’s.
on 31 Aug 2007 at 3:36 pm 15.chrys said …
The ONLY thing that makes Benny REMOTELY attractive is M-O-N-E-Y! I really don’t think he is attractive at all, I think it’s the nose.. but OMG!! I have a few co-workers who are a bit younger than I am and they just go ga-ga over him. I myself go gag-gag.. Maybe some people are seeing Benny with their beer googles on??
All I have to say to Benny is..PLEASE!! Don’t throw the ball to the other team!!! Throw it to a guy on the field who is dressed like you!
on 31 Aug 2007 at 4:18 pm 16.Lynne said …
6. Those nutcrackers are awesome!
on 31 Aug 2007 at 4:31 pm 17.Trish said …
8. Nice touch, PG.
on 31 Aug 2007 at 9:44 pm 18.Michael said …
Great list.
I know some people that would really enjoy some of those items.
on 31 Aug 2007 at 10:42 pm 19.BBM said …
Why do the minions always have so much trouble with the spelling/grammar thing?
on 01 Sep 2007 at 11:18 am 20.Still A. Fan said …
#2 is a redneck hottub…just add hair dryer
on 02 Sep 2007 at 3:27 pm 21.NY Luvs Pitts said …
9. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me stop laughing. My sides are beginning to hurt.
on 02 Sep 2007 at 11:46 pm 22.Bored at Work said …
I thought I was directed to the wrong place with #9… But I quickly realized that that was simply complete brillance on your part. Love it!
on 05 Sep 2007 at 10:45 am 23.debe said …
Glad the links are fixed those nutcrackers are frightening!
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