And self says, “I do.”
Posted by pittgirl on 28 Sep 2007 | Tagged as: David Conrad, Eye rolls, Hot Burghers, Matt Lamanna
U.S. District Judge Joy Flowers Conti yesterday granted a temporary restraining order to Mary Jo Knelly and David Huggins-Daines, who plan to solemnize their marriage to each other tomorrow before family and friends but without an officiant present. The Allegheny County register of wills office will drop its attempt to deny licenses for self-uniting marriages.
You guys, keep it on the down low, because while self-uniting marriages are legal, polygamy might not be, but I’ve just this second married myself to David Conrad, Matt Lamanna, and Daniel Sepulveda in a self-uniting ceremony that took place in my head.
It went something like this:
PittGirl: Self, do you take David Conrad, Matt Lamanna, and Daniel Sepulveda to be your husbands?
Self: I. Do.
That was easy. I’m registered at Target now.
10 Comments »
on 28 Sep 2007 at 12:52 pm 1.dwight said …
Man! Now I have to fight to have your self-uniting marriage to Daniel annulled and then fight for the right to make it legal for me to marry him in my own mind. I wonder if I’ll change the blog to Dwight Supremacy-Sepulveda?
on 28 Sep 2007 at 12:54 pm 2.dwight said …
Actually, it would be Dwight Supremacy Faneca Sepulveda.
on 28 Sep 2007 at 1:36 pm 3.dee said …
Hopefully Target sells bacon dishes.
on 28 Sep 2007 at 1:57 pm 4.Lily said …
Or baken dishes.
on 28 Sep 2007 at 2:42 pm 5.chrys said …
How many of Benny’s minions who stalk this blog just self united themselves with him? ugh…
on 28 Sep 2007 at 4:16 pm 6.Sylar said …
Some of the people who frequent this blog would self-unite with themselves.
on 29 Sep 2007 at 12:08 am 7.Trish said …
If self-uniting = more loot, I’m all for it.
on 29 Sep 2007 at 6:32 am 8.Still A. Fan said …
i’m going to try this with kate hudson
on 29 Sep 2007 at 10:23 pm 9.yinzerchick said …
Well, don’t self-unit too often, you might go blind or something…
on 04 Oct 2007 at 7:51 pm 10.regina said …
hmmmm Regina Sepulveda has a nice ring to it. Sorry Dwight, my Danny is taken!!