As requested: The Matchup
Posted by pittgirl on 26 Mar 2008 | Tagged as: Hot Burghers, Penguins
Petr Sykora:
Versus the Burgh’s own Ryan Malone:
If you know me at all, you know I’m kind of icked by Ryan’s body, so my vote is for the happily-married and proud of it Petr Sykora.
46 Comments »
on 26 Mar 2008 at 11:00 am 1.Displaced Burgher said …
Ryan, no contest.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 11:48 am 2.Frank said …
Is there a shirtless Penguins calendar you’re pulling these from?
on 26 Mar 2008 at 11:59 am 3.BBM said …
My imagination had it all wrong. Petr wins.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 12:03 pm 4.the violet said …
YESSSSSSSSS! THANK YOU!!!!!!
:) 
on 26 Mar 2008 at 12:04 pm 5.Ex-Pat Pittsburgh Girl said …
I’m with PittGirl! Petr wins for me. Just imagine a 70 year old Ryan and those tatoos. I’d order a calendar if there was one.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 12:10 pm 6.Allison said …
While Malone is a true Burgher, he does look like a poor man’s Matthew McConaughey.
My vote’s for Petr since his picture seems more than halfway decent.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 12:22 pm 7.Chris said …
Petr…hands down
on 26 Mar 2008 at 12:30 pm 8.HickoryChick said …
Petr. Totally Petr.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 12:45 pm 9.blech said …
Hmmm…you can totally tell that Petr is a hairy hairy guy and shaves his chest/stomach. So you just know he’ll be bald by the time he’s 40.
Ryan on the other hand has that bulge-y thing on his right side that I want to poke and a tattoo that almost circumferences his nipple.
Ryan wins in my book.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 1:04 pm 10.Windy City Steel City said …
when did jeff reed start playing hockey?
on 26 Mar 2008 at 1:09 pm 11.DW said …
Ok, after this we need some Sonni and Alison pics. You owe the men, PittGirl!
Just win a few rounds in the playoffs, boys. That’s all I care about!
on 26 Mar 2008 at 1:41 pm 12.Sarah said …
Ryan Malone. Absolutely.
And I denfinitely need that calendar.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 1:42 pm 13.back in the burgh said …
Man … I liked Malone so much better with his jersey on. On faces alone, I go with Malone. Total package would have to go to Petr. But thanks to PittGirl for a wonderful break to my day!!!
on 26 Mar 2008 at 1:42 pm 14.chrys said …
can I vote for both?? ~yummy~
on 26 Mar 2008 at 1:42 pm 15.Julie said …
I have to be loyal to my fellow ‘Burgher Ryan Malone (now the proud dad of a son who will hopefully be a third generation Pittsburgh Penguin!)
on 26 Mar 2008 at 2:00 pm 16.lolo said …
Petr does it for me, but I love Ryan’s ink.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 2:07 pm 17.Mrs Pitsberger said …
Two words: Hubba, hubba.
Thank you, PG!! Can I vote for the whole team?
on 26 Mar 2008 at 2:10 pm 18.John said …
Holy tattoos, Batman. And I’m with DW… Sonni and Alison pics, please. Maybe Valerie Abati, too. Heck, I’ll even take ol’ Helmet Hair Stephanie Watson.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 2:12 pm 19.Lauren said …
Petr Sykora has a farmer’s tan.
Malone looks like a wannabe thug.
Where’s that picture of Sid? *THAT* one wins, hands down : )
on 26 Mar 2008 at 2:21 pm 20.The Holy One said …
That pic of Sykora looks a little fake to me…something about the head….
on 26 Mar 2008 at 2:27 pm 21.unsatisfied said …
what’s with all the KD love?
(not that I don’t love those ladies…)
how’s about my girl trisha pittman!
on 26 Mar 2008 at 2:51 pm 22.Erin said …
PETR.
Even if I wasn’t assaulted by the pelvis bones, I’m left with Ryan’s fug, fetal alcohol syndrome face. Blech.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 3:04 pm 23.Julie said …
I’m going with Petr.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 3:07 pm 24.spoon said …
I have pics of unsatisfied passed out at many Clarks concerts. In fact why don’t more people submit those kinda pics to their photo contest. I’m tired of looking at Scott all day
damn girls.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 3:17 pm 25.Sooska said …
Petr since you ask. I am betting Geno makes for mmmm, um, yeah, an imposing figure.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 3:56 pm 26.H said …
Ryan… definitely Ryan.
on 26 Mar 2008 at 5:01 pm 27.Evie said …
ROUND TWO
Shirtless Sid
http://beliketike.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/203021xl.jpg
vs
Shirtless Ruutu (Hahaha)
http://www.hoopsjunky.ca/blog/photos/20060228/20060228_01.JPG
nah lets go back to sid
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a330/Orszagh/sidcrosbyvf.png
on 26 Mar 2008 at 5:59 pm 28.beaner said …
Petr
on 26 Mar 2008 at 7:28 pm 29.tw said …
I’m a face kind of girl…got to go with PETR!
on 26 Mar 2008 at 7:55 pm 30.unsatisfied said …
spoon — ha, that’s nothing new about there being pix of me passed out at a show — that just goes with the territory.
but, whoever catches me at a show passed out AND shirtless — well, let’s just say that sid’s got nothin’ on me….
on 27 Mar 2008 at 9:01 am 31.NY Luvs Pitts said …
Petr Sykora
on 27 Mar 2008 at 9:20 am 32.Becky said …
Where can I get me some of Petr????? YUM
on 27 Mar 2008 at 9:25 am 33.AJ said …
RYAN. Hands down. I bought that magazine those tattoo pictures were featured in (The Hockey News) solely for those pictures. Amazing.
on 27 Mar 2008 at 11:48 am 34.Muddypelican said …
They’re both gross. Eew. All I can picture is straight stringy armpit hair now.
on 27 Mar 2008 at 11:54 am 35.A fan said …
Dear Pittgirl,
Is there any way, for future posts, to get some space between the top of the post and the pictures of half-naked men so that bringing up your blog in public spaces doesn’t get me strange looks from people nearby?
Thanks,
A fan.
on 27 Mar 2008 at 12:50 pm 36.shouldBworking said …
Though I am a fan of the tattoos, I’m going to have to go with Sykora on this one. In the overall hotness dept. I’d have to, of course, go with Crosby, but my second pic would be Kris Letang even though he’s like 14.
on 27 Mar 2008 at 2:38 pm 37.Pensgirl said …
Rest easy, shouldB (or at least don’t feel too squicky) - Letang is actually a few months older than Sid. To my knowledge, Siddo’s the youngest save Jordan Staal.
on 27 Mar 2008 at 3:34 pm 38.K Dogg said …
What is wrong with Malone’s nipples?
on 27 Mar 2008 at 7:19 pm 39.Sally said …
I’d love to see some pics of Fleury- yummy
on 28 Mar 2008 at 5:32 am 40.dwight said …
“While Malone is a true Burgher, he does look like a poor man’s Matthew McConaughey.”–Allison
Well, I’m a poor man!
on 28 Mar 2008 at 8:24 am 41.shouldBworking said …
Ah, Pensgirl, thank you for that. Now I don’t feel so creep about it.
on 28 Mar 2008 at 8:24 am 42.shouldBworking said …
creepy, I mean
on 29 May 2008 at 3:55 am 43.RaysSweetParadise said …
Sigh, sadly all the good ones are nearly young enough to be my kids! The best I can hope for is one will become my son in law. LOL
on 01 Jun 2008 at 11:54 am 44.jamie said …
Petr for sure! Ryan is adorable, but something about Petr wins it for me.
on 03 Jun 2008 at 11:07 am 45.deebee said …
Yep I’m thinking Petr also!
on 26 Jun 2008 at 8:48 pm 46.i love ryan malones sweet tats said …
my name says it all