Comments on: Start spreading the news …

By: Still A Fan

Still A Fan — Fri, 09 May 2008 02:33:45 +0000

“you can leave your hat on” was a total turn on in 9 1/2 weeks.

when i was a young buck and needed to rent a video for a girl coming over to just watch movies…i was all like….”i grabbed this thing called 9 1/2 weeks, it looked good, i have no idea what it’s about” yet i had already seen it about 15 times.

By: John

John — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:28:31 +0000

Magnus Patris - Yes, I was redundant. I knew I shoulda just said he looks like Sinatra’s long lost kid.

By: bucdaddy

bucdaddy — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:19:51 +0000

And cowboys. Cowboys can wear hats.

(Real cowboys, not Dallas types or country singers.)

And * raises hand * count me in for doin’ No. 5, though in the far recesses of my mind I’d be worried that thing was gonna bite my missile.

By: In Sewickley

In Sewickley — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:03:47 +0000

Erin’s hat it awful. Anything Luke is awful.

But the Stanley Cup hat? Hellz yeah!

By: plexxer

plexxer — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:57:34 +0000

If I were there, I’d totally casually remark to our esteemed leader “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?”

But I never get invited to Luncheons…

By: NoSide15212

NoSide15212 — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:56:23 +0000

Girl #2.

Memo to PittGirl:

A warning is DEFINITELY in order the next time you post a picture of a chick (no pun intended) wearing Foghorn Leghorn on her head.

Girl #5.

That hat looks like the mess I left behind after hitting a 27-pound turkey on I-79 last week. I’d still totally do her if that was all she was wearing though.

By: bucdaddy

bucdaddy — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:53:27 +0000

Before THEY killed JFK, JFK killed the hat. Few men know how to wear one anymore, and far fewer still other than Sinatra have looked good in one.

Go ahead, start a list of men today who wear hats right and look good in them. I’ll wait …

(One notable exception: Tall, shaved-headed black men are perhaps the only men who can get away with wearing a beret and not look ridiculously pretentious.)

By: Lauren

Lauren — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:22:27 +0000

Luckily, Santonio Holmes wasn’t invited. I’d love to see what an “Ass Hat” looks like. Or, considering we’ve already been, um, exposed to the end opposite his ass, maybe I wouldn’t. Shudder.

By: DeutschtownFrau

DeutschtownFrau — Thu, 08 May 2008 11:15:07 +0000

Still A. Fan — sorry if this is mentioning the obvious, but you seem like a guy who would like Joe Cocker’s version of “You Can Leave Your Hat On.” Total turn-on.

And as for the Mayor’s popularity, I was driving Downtown the other day, turned that tunnel-corner thing under the old Kaufmann’s and who was standing on the corner holding carry-out bags but Luke himself. With a taller male aide (bodyguard?) And the dozens of people on sidewalks — both sides of the street - were gawking & pointing and at least two were taking cell-phone pics. I’m just sayin.

By: Magnus Patris

Magnus Patris — Thu, 08 May 2008 03:44:12 +0000

Speaking of hats, a sure sign that spring is here is that Timyka Artist, intrepid news babe on WPXI, stops wearing hats that look like “Gus, the 2nd Most Famous Groundhog in Pennsylvania” during her live shots. Oh, how I miss winter.