Posted by pittgirl on 01 Jul 2008 | Tagged as: Awesome Burghers, Ben Roethlisberger, Mike Tomlin, Steelers
I wrote about this before, this wish fulfilled by The Duke of Fug and the Earl of Gross and the Steelers and ESPN, and now, the video is done and available and I keep writing the word and because if I stop writing I’m going to cry a little, damn it.
First, the kid, his story. [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 06 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Ben Roethlisberger, Eye rolls, Penguins, Steelers
You said about the Penguins:
“They made it further this year than they did last year, and there’s nowhere to go but up from here.”
I’m not sure which field of learning applies to the concept of up/down — maybe architecture, maybe physics, maybe engineering, maybe kindergarten, but let me explain something to you:
When you’re almost at [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 03 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Ben Roethlisberger, Steelers
There’s thinking that The Duke is fug and gross, and then there’s outright hating the Duke.
There’s thinking that The Duke probably doesn’t deserve his minions’ unfailing love, and then there’s outright wanting to see The Duke die a horrible, violent death.
Someone in the Las Vegas police department REALLY falls in the Outright Hate/Die a Horrible, [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 30 May 2008 | Tagged as: Ben Roethlisberger, Downtown happenings, Mayor Ravenstahl, Penguins, Steelers
1. This morning I stopped by Get-Go to use my last ever fuel perks from Giant Eagle, because as I said, I am never going in an Iggle again for as long as I live. I had ten cents off per gallon and filled up my SUV to the tune of fifty-two dollars. [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 13 May 2008 | Tagged as: Ben Roethlisberger, David Conrad, Penguins
1. Explain to me why McDonald’s (or any company for that matter) purchases two giant billboards on Route 30, one immediately after the other, say 25 feet away, with the exact same ad on them. Do they think I’m going to change my mind in the .5 seconds it take me to get [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 06 May 2008 | Tagged as: Ben Roethlisberger, Mike Tomlin, Steelers, Troy Polamalu
The Steelers have been busy babymama beaters lately, toiling away at Minicamp.
Let’s check in, shall we?
We shall. Come away with me, Burghers.
Mike Tomlin had hat day and Benny showed up as a Mexican:
You are, Benny. You are.
Recovering from knee surgery, Troysus was there, also looking fug and gross:
Jeff Reed was there, throwing signs [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 05 May 2008 | Tagged as: Ben Roethlisberger, Eye rolls, Random, Steelers
Did you ever read those news reports about how Michael Jackson keeps mannequins in his bedroom right near his bed? Staring down at him. Watching him. And did you ever say to yourself, “Michael Jackson might be the freakiest freak that ever freaked”?
What then do you say about the person that will [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 01 May 2008 | Tagged as: Ben Roethlisberger, Downtown happenings, Penguins, Steelers
1. New yellow wedge sandals with a peek-a-boo toe. My preciousssssss. [stroke stroke]
2. Woy and I were texting yesterday while I was at Texas Roadhouse eating my weight in bread (BREAD!) and honey cinnamon butter and he was somewhere feeling sad that he wasn’t at the Van Halen concert, and Dionne [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 21 Apr 2008 | Tagged as: Ben Roethlisberger, Local media, Penguins, Steelers, Weird Burghers
1. Last night was the occasion of a kickass dinner party with some of the funniest people in my life. Swear to God at one point I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. That is a great dinner party when you find yourself sprawled on the floor in hysterics. Over a conversation [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 15 Apr 2008 | Tagged as: Ben Roethlisberger, David Conrad, Mayor Ravenstahl, Penguins, Pirates, Wendy Bell
1. While at the house of Sister of PittGirl (Penguins freak) last night eating kabobs, drinking vodka tonics, and watching the Pens DEMOLISH the Senators, she pointed out to me a little tidbit about “Jim” from The Office. First, you see that? My sister is way cooler than me because she watches The Office and [...]