Posted by pittgirl on 26 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Random
Do you know just the thing to make PittGirl forget she’s sick?
To make her jump out of bed, jump back on the bed, jump up and down and up and down and scream and squee and run a few blocks around the neighborhood in her jammies not caring that snot is pouring from her nose [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 24 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Eye rolls, Random
The residents of Claysburg, PA got angry because police killed a bear in their neighborhood. Not angry because shots were fired in their vicinity. Angry because a BEAR DIED, YOU GUYS!
The bear ended up climbing a tree. The crowd started forming and didn’t heed a neighbor’s request to leave, Ms. Weyandt said.
Authorities used [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 17 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Eye rolls, Random
Don’t worry about wrinkles, don’t worry about the high price of oil, don’t worry about what you’ll eat.
Poop is all you need.
Apparently.
A week after we discussed those batshit crazy women that pay actual real non-Monopoly money to have bird poop smeared on their faces, two more uses for poop have cropped up.
1. In that [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 16 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Eye rolls, Random
My Facebook and Twitter friend Leo sent me this link that has absolutely nothing to do with Pittsburgh and everything to do with naked people.
Everyone’s a victim:
GREELEY, Colo. — Jury selection began Monday morning for a priest accused of indecent exposure for running naked very early in the morning.
The Rev. Robert Whipkey, 53, is on [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 16 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Random
1. Sister of PittGirl, Pens Fan that is, opens the package of Hershey’s chocolate bars that were sitting out in preparation for S’mores-making after Father’s Day dinner and says, “Oh, crap!”
PittGirl: What’s wrong?
Pens Fan: I thought these were miniatures. [holds up a candy bar] They’re full size.
PittGirl: So?
Pens Fan: Well, now I’m [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 16 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Downtown happenings, Random
As you know, PittGirl and friends spent Saturday downtown at the Kenny Chesney concert, after a few stops beforehand:
1. First, you can’t park downtown, walk through the Arts Festival and try to walk past this booth thinking you’re not going to buy something.
It didn’t delay us long because it only takes about two minutes [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 13 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Annoying Burghers, Random, Steelers
The Asshat has had about enough of this earning his money shit:
Holmes doesn’t care much for all the football practices that take place in the “offseason” and would like to see coaches reduce the amount of time players spend on the practice fields from April into June.
Toward that end, Holmes called his own timeout over [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 12 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: Random
In case you need reminded, PittGirl has lots of sisters. And they’re all hot and funny and when we’re all together it is not uncommon for at least one sister to warn that she’ll pee her pants if she doesn’t stop laughing so hard. And as you can imagine, as girls with [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 04 Jun 2008 | Tagged as: David Conrad, Penguins, Pirates, Random
I’ve been accused of it regarding every single sports team in the Burgh except for the Bitch Doctors.
I’m sure at some point you’ve been accused of it.
I’ve accused my mother of it.
The bandwagon jumper finger-wagging. The fair-weather fan accusations.
As we enter into game six tonight, it’s time. It’s time for this “nyah-nyahnyah” divisive [...]