Posted by pittgirl on 18 Sep 2008 | Tagged as: Dan Onorato, Mayor Ravenstahl, Random, Yarone Zober
Major scoop.
In his spare time from destroying people with simply the power of his evil thoughts, the Dread Lord Zober formed a hip-hop boy band!
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(h/t JonH who let me know about JibJab sendables)
Posted by pittgirl on 17 Sep 2008 | Tagged as: Dan Onorato, Hot Burghers, Mayor Ravenstahl, Mike Tomlin, Steelers
It was bound to happen.
I can’t deny it any longer. Mike Tomlin is smokin’ hot. Look at him up there. All pointy and shit.
And his smokin’ hotness has 90% to do with the fact that he’s hot and 10% to do with the fact that he is AWESOME.
He spoke to the ninth graders yesterday:
“We are [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 20 Aug 2008 | Tagged as: Dan Onorato, David Conrad, Hot Burghers, Matt Lamanna, Pirates, Steelers, The Damn Pigeons, Weird Burghers
1. In case you’re wondering, and let’s just for the sake of my enormous ego pretend that you are, I’m still having my nightly date with WiiSteve, who, by the way, recently cut off his little ponytail.
I was all, “Steve! You cut your hair! You look good!” and he was all, “Let’s work on those [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 15 Aug 2008 | Tagged as: Dan Onorato, Downtown happenings, Mayor Ravenstahl, Penguins, Random, Weird Burghers
1. I spent 43 minutes with WiiSteve last night and when he first popped on the screen to walk me through the Tree pose in Yoga, which, IMMEDIATE TOE CRAMP, he was rubbing his neck and actually said, “Man. I’m tired. I think I stayed up too late last night.”
Steve. Such a party animal.
Also, Steve [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 01 Apr 2008 | Tagged as: Annoying Burghers, Dan Onorato
Remember how Dan Onorato went Rambo on the geese? Good times. Good times.
This year they’re promising to try non-lethal methods.
Look, I love animals, I do. Just not those of the bird variety. Or the spider variety. Or the snake variety. Or the screeching howler monkey variety. Or the [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 18 Jan 2008 | Tagged as: Annoying Burghers, Ben Roethlisberger, Dan Onorato, Steelers
1. Mfone was put in jail yesterday for the $600,000 in grafitti damages he has caused. This is notable because today, while he is in jail, his show at the Mattress Factory opens.
On one hand, I’m happy that he’s using a legal outlet for his art, but on the other hand, I [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 15 Jan 2008 | Tagged as: Dan Onorato, Mayor Ravenstahl, Penguins, Steelers
1. Email from reader Curt O:
Just hoping you could help get the word out about a county meeting to repeal the 10% drink tax. It’s tomorrow the 15th at 5pm at the County Courthouse. Details here.
Thanks,
Curt
You’re welcome, dude.
Although I should warn you that Danny O is already on the offensive:
He sent automated [...]
Posted by pittgirl on 09 Jan 2008 | Tagged as: Dan Onorato
Terry Griffith, Pittsburgh’s Irish Balladeer, wrote a song about The Onorato Tax.
Watch a video of it here and read the lyrics here.
Here’s a snippet:
I sat down one evening to figure income tax.
I read the regulations and wrote down all the facts.
Before too long my pencil was just a little nub.
My head was aching badly so [...]